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Bajrangi Bhaijaan

A spiritual man Bajrangi (Salman Khan) finds a small mute girl Munni (Harshaali Malhotra) lost in Kurukshetra. Somehow Bajrangi realizes that she is not only a Muslim but a Pakistani. With all the struggles of legally sending the girl back in his country, he decides to..
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he decides to go to Pakistan himself and drop munni home lmfaooooo. Let me complete the sentence wait, Bajrangi will drop munni to her parents all over from India to Pakistan without passport, without visa lmfaoooo.
The movie begins with a Muslim family including a pregnant lady in Sultanpur watching cricket match. That cricket match (if anyone noted) was last year’s India vs Pakistan game of Asia Cup 2014, when Shahid Afridi hit 2 winning sixes on Ashwin. That lady gives birth to a girl and story moves six years later. Oh wait wait wait!!! Six years later??? The match was Asia Cup 2014, so the next 155 minutes of movie are all in the year 2020?? :S
If anyone ever noticed, that same match is repeated again at Rasika (Kareena Kapoor)’s home!!! :S This is the scene where Bajrangi comes to know she is Pakistani. What an epic mistake!!! how come the same game is watched in two different periods??

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While watching the unprecedented journey, I begin wondering if all the lost souls of both the countries meet/reach each other by crossing from the hidden tunnels beneath the borderline and getting permission from army officer to go officer’s country after knowing he/she crossed the border illegally?? Oh the brutal death of logic!!!!!! lol
Later on, Bajrangi tells Pakistani policemen the whole story how he crossed the border and guess what! when Bajrangi gets arrest, there is no protocol/security all way towards local police station and only 1 cameraman and 1 reporter for such sensational event!!!!! I am not finished here, Bajrangi fights with policemen in station and easily escapes with zero protocol outside station!!! OMGGGG hahahaha

During all this melodrama, Bajrangi travels with munni in minibus and informs the bus conductor how and why he crossed the border. Instead of realizing possible threat from Bajrangi, the bus conductor is impressed and cooperates with Bajrangi!!!! Kabir Khan seriously dude???

We all know the movie will end happily and Bajrangi will drop her home but the way the movie end in last 10 minutes was super-ridiculous to digest. Despite the order from the top that imprisoned Bajrangi will not be allowed to cross the Narowal Border Checkpost, Pakistani border security dramatically leaves their positions for protesters hahahaha and protesters run all the way and illegally break the border gates with army sensing no possible National threat???? oh God kill me!!!! Even that is not the end, mute Munni cries out to Bajrangi and breaks her silence!!!! vowww Bollywood vowww only you guyz can produce such miracles!!! hahahahha

The only plus from this stupid movie is Munni. Six year old cute little doll produced powerful display of emotions on acting debut.

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Bajrangi Bhaijaan has a day-dreaming utopian plot with an ordinary movie making and lacking intensity of any sensation. With such a garbage of unrealistic environment existing towards Bajrangi till the end, this movie destroys luxury of watching journey movies. Imagine if Chuck Noland would cross his journey the same way from Pacific to Tennessee in Cast Away and that too with Wilson??? This is utter pathetic and very disappointing comedy movie.

Rating: Munni/10