About me?? What you want to know?? mmmm

 

Who Are You?

I am an alien dropped on earth but I am told to do good things before I die.

 

How Do You Describe Yourself As A Person?

Hmmm… well I have crossed many stages of life and come to know that I am kind, humble, honest and funny.

What Do You Do For A Living?

Inhale income and Exhale expenses.

What Is The Difference Between A Programmer And The Developer?

Programmer is a person who runs a profitable scheme to win hearts for a temporary period whereas Developer is a person who runs a vision to win hearts for a permanent period.

Are You Into Politics?

No, I believe in revolution.

What Is More Important To You: The Money Or The Work?

The most easiest answer to make it look ridiculous. Obviously, MONEY.

Do You Have Enough Money?

And that’s the stupid question you can be asked. No one can have enough money to conquer the world. No matter how much money do u have, earn, steal, rob, profit… you will remain hungry.

Where Do You Live?

It’s a very noisy and crowded place, EARTH.

Do You Think You’re Strong?

I am the strongest man in the world, because I control my anger.

Do You Think You Are a Good Person?

No, I’m a kind person.

How Old Are You?

A man never gets old till he starts thinking if he is old.

Who Do You Love?

My God blessed me with love in childhood, she was adorable but not adaptable. She left me, I lost her. But she is so unlucky that she didn’t marry me.

Who’s Your Best Friend?

I am my best friend.

What’s Your Childhood Dream?

I wanted to be a cricketer, but my father told me that only one player is selected in a million in a team. That’s a piece of motivation you can always get from your father, I wish if he had considered me ONE instead of MILLION.

How Often Do You Laugh?

Only when I watch Tom & Jerry and Bean.

What Makes You Smile?

When I see humanity between strangers, care towards animals and love between real couples.

Who’s Your Most Dangerous Enemy?

Anger. You need extreme patience to avoid.

What Was The Most Stupid Thing You’ve Done So Far?

Going to Pakistan and even considering to settle only for my fiancée is the worst and most stupid thing I can ever do so far, God saved me.

Do You Love Yourself?

I am not narcissist.

What Do You Fear The Most?

The last hour and lying in my grave. I still don’t pray a lot, God save me!

When Was The Last Time You Cried?

I don’t remember but I weep when I miss her.

What’s The First Thing You Do In The Morning?

Facebook.

What Are You Thinking Just Before Going To Bed?

Thinking about my wife whoever will she be.

Are You Happy?

No.

People Who Inspires You The Most?

The one who dares to speak the truth.

What Is The Best Thing That Could Happen To You Right Now?

Death.

 

I AM SAMI NAIK